I am so fat!1

I am so fat that I am constantly knocking things over with my huge ***, and I roll down stairs because I am shaped like a ball, and I smashed my girlfriend!

Please help me! My e-mail address is: [email protected] I need some support!

This is either not true, or you put it very immaturely. Either way its immature. And if you are joking, you are very rude, and this is very offensive.